February 2012
“What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense.”
– The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka (via seancing)
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you are going to die.
brain: you have to pee
When I eat a huge meal: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.”
five minutes later :
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